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Multiple users have shared concerns about ChatGPT's latest update, flagging it as annoying and saying it "glazes" too much.
Last year, OpenAI launched GPT-4o, which Sam Altman indicated "feels like magic." The model shipped with reasoning capabilities across audio, vision, and text in real-time, making interactions with ChatGPT more intuitive.
More recently, the ChatGPT maker shipped a significant update to the model designed to enhance its intelligence and personality.
we updated GPT-4o today! improved both intelligence and personality.
— Sam Altman (@sama) April 25, 2025