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SEMI-NEWS/SEMI-SATIRE: January 11, 2026 Edition
"Appalling": Debanking Explodes To Record High In Britain
MTG explodes in astonishing f-bomb laden tirade as Trump orders Secret Service probe:
World's most powerful hypergravity machine is 1,900X stronger than Earth
New battery idea gets lots of power out of unusual sulfur chemistry
Anti-Aging Drug Regrows Knee Cartilage in Major Breakthrough That Could End Knee Replacements
Scientists say recent advances in Quantum Entanglement...
Solid-State Batteries Are In 'Trailblazer' Mode. What's Holding Them Up?
US Farmers Began Using Chemical Fertilizer After WW2. Comfrey Is a Natural Super Fertilizer
Kawasaki's four-legged robot-horse vehicle is going into production
The First Production All-Solid-State Battery Is Here, And It Promises 5-Minute Charging
See inside the tech-topia cities billionaires are betting big on developing...

This is a time capsule documenting 2025's descent into the singularity, referring to the theoretical point where current models of human understanding break down leading to radical transformation.
P.S - Here's my Bandcamp for the AI Slopfest film soundtrack we wrote the lyrics for (you can donate to support, but it is free to download and open source license for sharing and remixing, etc.):