We've all heard about Project Blue Beam, which revolves around a fake alien invasion of Earth. Many have speculated that we were on the verge of such a fake invasion before. So I'm certainly not going to predict one now. However, if you wanted to distract the public in such a massive way, this seems like the perfect time.

Donald Trump recently rekindled such suspicions, with a speech at a Turning Point USA event. How appropriate, given that TPUSA's outlandish CEO, Erika Kirk, is as close to fake as it gets. Trumpenstein ordered federal agencies to begin releasing files on UFOs in a February 19 Truth Social post. He elaborated on this during a Phoenix TPUSA event on April 17, telling the audience that "'very interesting documents" had been discovered and that "first releases will begin very, very soon." Trump's comments followed a podcast appearance by our former beloved leader Barack Obama, in which he declared that aliens are "real." He later clarified things, saying that he'd only meant that given the endless universe, and the billions and billions of planets, to quote Dr. Carl Sagan, who routinely ridiculed UFO sightings on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson, there must be other lifeforms out there. We get it, Barry baby. Everything is random. We're all mere cosmic specks of dust. God is Mother Nature.

When questioned by reporters about whether or not he believed that UFOs were real, Trumpenstein teased the crowd by saying, "I know you people, you're really into that. I don't know that I am. I don't have an opinion on it. I never talk about it. A lot of people do. A lot of people believe it." If you recall, earlier there had been claims that Trumpenstein was going to make a dramatic disclosure about UFOs last July 8, to correspond with the anniversary of the famous "weather balloon" landing in Roswell, New Mexico. It was rumored that the Giant Orange Leader would acknowledge that an alien craft had indeed landed there in 1947, with occupants on board. The lovely Rep. Anna Paulina Luna has told Joe Rogan that she has seen photos of advanced aircraft that don't appear to be man-made, and suggested we have been visited by interdimensional beings. She linked them to "missing books of the Bible." She appears to have forgotten all about the JFK assassination, but is as pretty as ever.

As someone who studied UFOs intensely as a teenager, I am all too familiar with how those who claimed to have seen them were treated. By the government. By the state controlled media. By their own families. They were ridiculed and sometimes "cancelled," even when they had unexplained physical marks from their encounters, which they often did. Then out of the blue, less than a decade ago. the same government and media which had scoffed at the subject inexplicably began taking it seriously. Suddenly began acting like videos of unidentified objects were something new. Or that unidentified submerged objects hadn't also been reported for decades. Tucker Carlson devoted segments on his old Fox News show to it. He clearly was sympathetic towards those who had seen UFOs. 60 Minutes featured a serious story on it. The same 60 Minutes which had spent decades participating in a media coverup of the topic. I asked then, and I still ask now, what the hell is going on?