Assholes who wear Vineyard Vines all summer on Wall Street have once again put those Wharton PhD's to good use by again "discovering" that assets so toxic and illiquid they make drinking cement taste like Fiji water apparently become safe when you rearrange them, rename them, and place an insurance company between the losses and the people buying them. Sound familiar?

According to Bloomberg, UBS and other firms have been exploring structures that package stakes in private-credit funds into bonds. Because perpetual private-credit vehicles do not fit neatly into conventional ratings models, bankers are looking to add insurance "wrappers" that allow portions of the deals to inherit the insurer's stronger credit profile. The resulting paper can then be marketed as investment grade, even though the assets underneath remain opaque, illiquid private-market investments.

This is apparently considered innovation. I just hear Anthony Bourdain explaining CDOs during The Big Short over and over again.