King Charles III's North American prime minister, Mark Carney, ran to The New York Times last week to talk about his military combat preparations against the United States in the event that President Trump crosses Lake America and liberates Canada from its delusional leaders. What a showboating dunce. The U.S. singlehandedly sustains Canada's economy and national security, yet the tiny central banker huffed and puffed in a hilariously Napoleonic display of fake strength.

In the same interview with the failing Times, Con-man Carney outlined his intent to integrate Canada's economy with that of China and the European Union and to replace the U.S. Dollar with a China-linked global reserve currency. Rhetorically defending Canada's sovereignty while insulting his U.S. benefactor, Little Mark Carney explained how he would subjugate his socialist nanny-state to Chinese Communist Party General Secretary Xi Jinping and unelected European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen. Mark is the global mascot for "educated" idiots everywhere.

Not to be outdone by not-so-Great Britain's Canadian cousin, U.K. Prime Minister Poindexter (er, I mean Andy Burnham) informed the United Nations General Assembly last week that his government was constructing yet another speech-police organization (this one given the august name, "National Centre for Information Defence," which should not be confused with the "Research, Information, and Communications Unit," the "Government Communication Service," the "Counter Disinformation Unit," the "Defending Democracy Taskforce," the "Information Threats and Influence Directorate," the "Rapid Response Unit," the "National Cyber Force and Social Cohesion Taskforce," the "Media Monitoring Unit," or any of the other information-control agencies already mobilized across totalitarian Britain) to protect the British people from scary thoughts and words. Burnham blamed the Russians for spreading "a narrative of decline, stoking division, and sowing despair" in the U.K. (and definitely not Westminster's promotion of decline, division, and despair!) and promised to counteract this "information warfare" by censoring Britons' public speech and feeding his collapsing country a steady diet of State-sanctioned propaganda. In order to beat back the Russians, Dilapidated Britain must have its very own digital Iron Curtain! Two cheers for democracy! Hip hip...who cares.

The British people are screwed. On average, their government grants settlement or citizenship to an illegal alien every single minute. These foreign nationals receive more welfare from British taxpayers than ever before. The third-world invaders (I mean, "newcomers") use Britain's streets as public toilets. Rather than securing the kingdom's borders, the Home Office hands out a nine-page booklet informing mostly-Muslim men of military age that it is illegal to rape women and children while they conquer the islands. In the last two years alone, the number of illegal immigrants (and future citizens!) arriving by boat has exceeded the size of the entire British Army! But if these outrageous facts disturb you enough to publicly express your feelings on social media, you will most likely join the roughly 65,000 Brits who have been arrested for "speech-related offenses" over the last five years. Foreign invasion? Good! Free speech? Very bad!

Apparently, the British police state also plans to imprison anyone who would rather not fight WWIII against the Russian Federation. During a recent episode of former cabinet minister Jacob Rees-Mogg's "State of the Nation" on GB News, one leftist-globalist commentator in favor of mass conscription argued, "We would have to lock a few people up...some of the pro-Russian voices, people saying there isn't a threat, don't fight for your country, don't go to war for Burnham, we'll have to lock 'em up." Rather than responding with horror at the suggestion that his fellow Britons should be imprisoned for opposing a catastrophic war, Rees-Mogg pedantically replied, "Well, we suspended habeas corpus during the Napoleonic Wars...indeed, yes." In another interview, Rees-Mogg nonchalantly remarked that British citizens have a "duty" to "die" for Britain in a war against Russia.

In Burnham and Rees-Mogg's Britain, the only way to "defend democracy" is to imprison anyone who disagrees with the British Establishment and to sacrifice everyone else to the killing fields! The British Isles might as well be renamed the "Gulag Archipelago."